February 8, 2024 | Boo Hoo Bayley Ballyhoo

Bayley got butthurt on WWE SmackDown February 2, 2024. Consider this the necessary Facts Check for what Bayley said.

IYO SKY, Asuka and Kairi Sane laughed with good reason. Bayley made a fool out of herself by spewing lies and crap. Even pretending to be selfless. Totally ignoring that if she had actually fostered Damage CTRL to be a family, what was done to her might not have been. She was babbling about what's in her heart yet has no heart. What reason would Damage CTRL have to believe in Bayley after all the ways she wronged them that I've previously reminded you about? Answer: NONE. If Bayley wasn't so full of herself she might grasp the problem was always her.

These past few months, Bayley was more full of herself than ever, certifying what a selfish windbag she is and further justifying what Damage CTRL were doing to her was the right thing. The only person who turned Damage CTRL against Bayley is Bayley herself. They did not betray Bayley... Bayley betrayed them. What they did is liberate themselves from her, turning Damage CTRL into the actual family Bayley never would have. Bayley does not deserve a redemption story and Damage CTRL won't let her have one. They are the true heroes for standing up to her.

There's a reason Bayley has no friends and no support system and never will. It's because she betrays them or turns them against her. Then she blames them for it. Sasha Banks. Damage CTRL. You know something, I'd like to see her call in Jacy Jayne to be "her friend". Jacy ding donging Bayley would be COOKIN' as the kids these days say.

It was Dakota Kai and IYO SKY who made Bayley relevant. Without them Bayley is a washed up, worthless relic from a bygone era. The only thing this farce of an effort to "prove her doubters wrong" by Bayley will prove is that her doubters were correct to doubt her. She should just embrace being a buffoon because at least she's actually good at that. But leadership? No. Winning? No. Let's not forget the only reason Bayley even won the Royal Rumble to earn her title match was because Dakota Kai encouraged her.

Bayley continues to dig her own proverbial grave. There needs to be a shirt like the Drew McIntyre one but with Damage CTRL pointing to a rubbish bin with Bayley's Career written on it. It's the same ole Bayley big talk that will have the same ole ballyhooed result. By the time Damage CTRL are done with Bayley, even Bayley's cat will abandon her and those goofy tea parties. In the meantime, Damage CTRL will get drunk off Bayley's tears because you know she'll be crying.

Since Bayley decided to seek vengeance against Damage CTRL for what she only brought upon herself, she deserves all the suffering and misery they'll grant her. When does it end? I don't know but the logical answer is: When The Mastermind says so. For She is Always Right.

Disclaimer: The Chronicler Posts are a character talking about actual pro-wrestling television characters, never the real persons who portray them.