March 30, 2024 | Dakota Kai vs. Muscleheads

Since July 30, 2022 I've called Damage CTRL The Ladies. Going forward I will properly call this superior incarnation of Damage CTRL... The Ladies Magnificent.

On SmackDown 3/29/2024, Your Forever WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY spoke truth. I continue to Support and Stand 100% with Damage CTRL. I don't feel sorry for Bayley because she deserves no sympathy. All Bayley deserves is to get beaten by IYO at WrestleMania XL and hear "And Still Your WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY" then get tossed in the proverbial rubbish.

For months, years you saw what a leech, manipulator, narcissist and liar that selfish snake Bayley is. I never shied away nor ever will from reminding you what Bayley is because it's the truth. Dakota and IYO are the opposite and I won't shy away from reminding you that either. They have always been selfless, standing up for and supporting each other while Bayley reared her jealous head. When Dakota and IYO deservedly gave Bayley some of her own, Bayley cried like a baby spouting her typical lies and excuses. To this day, Bayley pretends to be the victim when she's the only guilty one.

THANK YOU Wade Barrett for being the only person on commentary WHO GETS IT. He supports Dakota Kai and Damage CTRL. He calls Bayley a snake. It makes me happy to hear such things.

I think most of you reading this Support Damage CTRL. Now look, if you don't it's your right to be a hypocrite and support that narcissistic snake Bayley. But know that it's never too late to stop drinking the Bayley koolaid. You can do it, I believe in you. Redeem Yourself and Support Dakota Kai, Your Forever WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY and WWE Women's Tag Team Champions Asuka & Kairi Sane.

Pain in the Rear Belair has decided yet again to stick her nose in Damage CTRL business where it doesn't belong. Naomi is a fool for drinking the Bayley koolaid. Bully Jade Cargill attacked Our Captain after Dakota's grueling match.

Jade Cargill. Another brute with big muscles. No problem for King Kota. Remember that KICKING musclehead's around and Dakota Kai are old friends. BAM!

Dakota Kai, Asuka & Kairi Sane vs. Bianca Belair, Naomi & Jade Cargill. It's been announced for WrestleMania XL. Dakota, Asuka and Kairi will remind the latest (and hopefully last) incarnation of Bianca & Friends that it's Damage CTRL who run the WWE Women's Division.

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