April 6, 2024 | WrestleMania XL Preview

Propaganda from the likes of Bayley and Bianca Belair make it sound like WrestleMania XL will be the Damage CTRL Funeral. They lie. This weekend is just the beginning of The Reign of Damage CTRL. The rule of The Ladies Magnificent over the WWE Women's Division. Your Captain and King Dakota Kai, The Living Legend Asuka & Terror of the Seas Kairi Sane will finally end this never-ending story with Bianca Belair and her latest "friends" Naomi & Jade Cargill. Your Forever WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY will dispose of The Buffoon.

I shall not repeat all the things I've reminded you of many times, leaving it at that we all know the likes of Bayley and Bianca Belair are the true villains of this story. Damage CTRL are the heroes we don't deserve who we give our loyalty and respect to. Dakota and IYO were even gracious enough to once give Bayley chances to better herself but as IYO said last week, their patience grew thin and they had to rid themselves of the problematic Bayley and her toxic traits. Damage CTRL are the Bringers of Justice. It's The Law of King Kota that rules over all.

Our Captain Dakota Kai will lead WWE Women's Tag Team Champions Asuka & Kairi Sane into a match against Bianca Belair, Naomi & Jade Cargill on Saturday Night April 6, 2024 at WrestleMania XL Saturday. Pain in the Rear Belair is just that. She decided to stick her nose yet again where it doesn't belong and now has Bayley's flea Naomi hovering around her. That bully Jade Cargill has big muscles but Damage CTRL have far superior lethal combat skills.

On Saturday, there's also Women's World Champion Rhea Ripley versus "Big Brains" Becks to determine who has the honor of eventually losing the championship to Dakota Kai.

Bayley was still pouting like an infant on SmackDown, blaming everyone but herself for her exile from Damage CTRL which was the result of HER OWN selfishness. April 7, 2024. WrestleMania XL Sunday. IYO SKY will finally slice the head off the snake, saving Damage CTRL's Division from the cringe-worthy embarrassment of being represented by that belligerent buffoon Bayley. IYO will win then The Overrated Failure Bayley will slither off into the irrelevancy she existed in before she leeched off Dakota and IYO. The important question once Bayley loses: Is the CryBayley going to cry?

IYO'S Era continues. The Second Age of King Kota journeys on. The Voyage of The Kabuki Warriors sails forward. Damage CTRL are The Future. Dakota Kai is Always Right. The Ladies Magnificent have only just begun.

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