April 25, 2024 | Dark Days These Are

I know these are dark days. Bayley is grandstanding with Your Forever WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY's championship. But as the prophetic words of Dakota Kai blessed our ears with during SmackDown 4/19/2024: IYO SKY will take back her title when she's ready. In the meantime, trust me... I know we're suffering having to see that buffoon Bayley with Damage CTRL's title. But we can all take comfort in knowing that Asuka and Kairi Sane are still our WWE Women's Tag Team Champions.

Hopefully in time, Dakota Kai will declare entry into and win the 2024 Queen of the Ring Tournament AND some long-deserved championship gold. King Kota would wear the Queen's Crown with pride and honor. Certainly better than the previous Queen of the Ring. Oodles of noodles, what the heck was her name? It escapes my memory.

My fellow fans of Damage CTRL, supporters of The Ladies Magnificent. Together. Yes. Together we can get through these dreary days in which that undeserving snake Bayley slithers about. Think positive thoughts and will them only for Your Ladies Magnificent. Remember that they still control the WWE Women's Division. It's not Bayley or Tiffy Time. The past reminds us that Jade Cargill only keeps "friends" around to bully and demean. This is still IYO's Era. It's still The Rule of Dakota Kai. For it is King Kota's wisdom, her guidance that will restore the world.

I assure you, yours truly The Chronicler of The Great Tale of Dakota Kai remains well. I have not drowned my sorrows in copious libation. Nor have I wished upon Bwayley Twalley bouts of diarrhea cha cha cha. I simply press on each day to educate you. To praise *chefs kiss* The Ladies Magnificent. Our Captain, Our King, The Mastermind Dakota Kai. Our Forever WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY. Our WWE Women's Tag Team Champions The Living Legend Asuka and The Terror of the Seas Kairi Sane. Our saviors in these darkest, stressful of times.

It's time to wrap up this edition of The Chronicler's Corner because I got to go see a man about a horse.

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