May 6, 2024 | Bye Bye Bayley Celebration

I should feel unwell because this past weekend was not a good one for The Ladies Magnificent. But it's a new day. A new chapter for Damage CTRL: Dakota Kai, IYO SKY, Asuka and Kairi Sane. No more Pain in the Rear Belair. No More Buffoon. Damage CTRL still run the Women's Division. The best First Round Draft Picks in the 2024 WWE Draft are as of today May 6, 2024 a weekly fixture on Monday Night RAW.

Last week, I educated you with truth as I said Becky Lynch as Women's World Champion is a disgrace to Damage CTRL's Division. Let me be clear: ANYONE with a championship who isn't in Damage CTRL is going to be a disgrace as champion because this is Damage CTRL's Division. There's one exception because as you know, I chronicle A Welsh Dragon's Tale as well. But anyone else, they just aren't on Damage CTRL's Plane of Existence. It's as simple as that.

Damage CTRL will be represented in the 2024 Queen of the Ring Tournament by IYO SKY and Asuka. Dakota Kai not competing in it makes me sad. To be fair, one could argue she's already King Kota so why win a tournament when you're already The One and Only True King? Still wish Dakota were in it, however at least IYO or Asuka will bring The Queen's Crown to The Ladies Magnificent.

Just think, if Bayley had bent both knees to Damage CTRL and learnt obedience instead of (as usual) selfishly only thinking about herself... Bayley could have become The Royal Buffoon. It would have been fun to watch Damage CTRL constantly humiliate that Ding Dong Dingaling Doofus for the entertainment of the world.

Speaking of Bayley, you know what a perk of Damage CTRL being on an opposite brand of her for at least a time will be? Yours truly won't suffer seeing Bayley on my screen. She will not exist to me. No more of her simps singing about wanting her to be their girl. None of her silly buttocks in leather pants. Not having to hear her loud mouth yap or cackle. No.More.Bayley.

It would not be a proper Bye Bye Bayley Celebration without recalling some great memories of her. So, I've shared some of mine in four GIFS. Yours truly yet again proves the warmth and compassion in my heart by showing all I can still have fond memories of Bayley.

It's time to rejoice for it's a new chapter for The Ladies Magnificent. It's time to forget the past and focus on the future. The time has come for RAW is Damage CTRL. The Captain, King Kota Dakota Kai. The Genius of the SKY IYO SKY. The Living Legend Asuka. The Sweet, Innocent Angel Kairi Sane. *Chefs Kiss* They are The Ladies Magnificent. Long Live Damage CTRL!

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