Dakota Kai. WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY. Kairi Sane. Asuka. Damage CTRL is the strongest it's ever been. Bayley is getting what she's always wanted. I was discreet at the start of the previous entry, yet it didn't escape my gaze that it took Bayley a bit to come around to her new allies who were doing spider to fly with her with her oblivious. Even Sting would see what's coming. Anyway, I switched to obvious when chronicling the events of SmackDown LowDown because Dakota Kai, IYO SKY, Kairi Sane and Asuka were ready to take out the trash.
November 17, 2023. Evansville, Indiana. Ford Center. SmackDown. I'm done with optimism and benefit of doubt for a certain someone whose name starts with the letter B unless Our Captain Dakota Kai expresses such sentiments. For it's Dakota Kai's Tale that is being chronicled here so it's all about her and who she chooses as her allies. Speaking of allies, Asuka and Kairi joined Dakota, IYO and Bayley in the ring to formally introduce the new and improved Damage CTRL. Bayley predictably stroked her own ego, taking all the credit for what Asuka did.
Kairi, Asuka and IYO had some words with each other in Japanese. Dakota had to translate to Bayley because after over a year the so-called role model hasn't shown her ally any respect and actually learned her language. Bayley nearly messed her pants because Dakota informed her someone in the ring was not a member of this new Damage CTRL. Serves Bayley right. Oh you guys, Our Captain was just making a funny... Asuka isn't officially in the group and it's Bayley's job to do the honors which she did proposing on her knees. All Asuka got for it was a stinking t-shirt. Literally.
IYO had another idea Dakota had to relate to Bayley. WarGames! Dakota did it better than that "real man's man" used to. IYO SKY, Asuka, Kairi Sane and Bayley challenge Bianca Belair, Shotzi, Charlotte and a fourth partner... if they can find one. The three IDIOTS charged the ring only to get sent back to the floor. A bit later, Bianca tried to recruit Michin to be their fourth team member. The Ladies gave Michin quite a reckoning, removing her from any chance of being their fourth. Too bad, too sad, baddie baddie. Head moron in charge is more like it.
Zelina Vega got the talk from Bianca so deservedly got dropped by Damage CTRL. You'd think she'd of pledged fealty to King Kota and just given Bianca the finger. Anyway, Charlotte "made a phone call" to someone. An Oracle told me that someone was already there. Bianca, Shotzi and Charlotte came to the ring. Of course, egomaniac Charlotte came out last to make it clear she's the alpha of her team. A team who came out separate. Charlotte started to open her mouth so Damage CTRL thankfully interrupted her. The fourth member of Charlotte's team joined them.
I'd give you sixty clues... but I don't got the time. It's that other pain in the side of Damage CTRL Becky Lynch. That was more obvious than Axiom being A-Kid. She was in her gear because that big dope was backstage just waiting in case Damage CTRL declared war. Becky even went as far as to stage a fake call with Charlotte on social media. Bianca sacrificed Michin and Zelina to Damage CTRL. No doubt, Charlotte's idea because if they are out for a bit, there are fewer women in her path to hogging another title shot. Damage CTRL and Team Entitled brawled. Camera cuts hid it but Charlotte tried to attack Our Captain who is injured!
Dakota Kai is bringing Three Badass Warriors and Bayley to WarGames at Survivor Series on November 25, 2023 in Chicago. Bianca is bringing Shotzi, Charlotte and "Big Brain Cells" Becks. Can Becky even find her way to Allstate Arena? Assuming Xia Li doesn't lop her head off during their match on Monday Night RAW. Whatever the case, The Ladies of Damage CTRL will go to war, and finally take out the trash. The opposite team. Obviously. This Chronicler shall finish this entry with a final Adieu Adieu Adieu.
